K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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