i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I want to make a zoo with you.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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