There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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