Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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