You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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