Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
