i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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