saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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