If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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