I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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