So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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