They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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