at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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