what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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