I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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