Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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