THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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