Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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