So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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