my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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