Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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