i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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