I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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