You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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