babies were throwing up all over the place
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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