how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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