To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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