Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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