3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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