Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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