I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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