I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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