i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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