He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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