watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
This is my gift to your gina
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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