Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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