dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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