I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you had me at cake vodka
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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