So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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