She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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