Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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