So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You peed on a flamingo?!?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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