perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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