Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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