Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
How's work?
Spinning.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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