We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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