All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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