i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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