I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
