how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
4 words: hood of his car
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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