I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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