she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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