im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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