Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
