the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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