i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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