sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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