dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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